You don’t want to live in this Angeleno Heights home if you….

Finding a compatible and responsible roommate is never easy. But this woman seeking to share a two-bedroom home in Angeleno Heights has had a tougher time than most judging by a “don’t” list described in her Craiglist ad:

“Just don’t be doing lines of … white stuff (can you say ‘blow’ on craigslist?), on the couch on a monday night at 9 with a 43 year old woman and her baby (true story). Don’t get pregnant and move in your boyfriend (true story). Don’t rescue a nest of baby opossums (true story). Don’t crash into my car when it’s parked on the street (true story). Don’t loose your job and then to cover rent start selling your used underwear to old men off a website call “scratch and sniff hotties” and then make the return address our actual house (Guess? True story). Just, you know, generally, don’t be crazy.”

Thanks to Mary for this Craiglist find.

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