Friday, October 21, 2016

Glassell Park Pad Open This Sunday July 13 | 2 pm – 5 pm

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Open House: Sunday July 13 | 2 pm – 5 pm


Richard Wilkinson, Wilkinson Properties/Keller Williams Real Estate
Realtor, BRE#01812487
T 323 445 2426
F 323 843 9310
E [email protected]

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